The Most Unforgettable Character I've Met

Free Tees

Ok, where can you start?  A more recent story is from a couple years ago when Dad came out to Phoenix for a visit.  We all know that Dad is an opportunist for free stuff.  Anyway, we went to a nice golf course to play golf.  As we were leaving the clubhouse we passed by a creative display they had set up for an event.  The display had a golf design and incorporated into that design were golf tees.  While walking by the display Dad exclaimed, "ohhh" and he reached down, scooped up all the tees and stuffed them into his pockets.  I was embarrassed so I hurried out the door.  I later broke the news to him that it was a display and not a free-for-all.